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Using Your Head
A man was golfing one day and was struck in the head with a golf ball. He died and went to heaven. Saint Peter told him when he arrived at the gates of heaven that the ball was actually meant for his golf partner.
But, because God doesn't want it known that he makes mistakes, the man would have to go back to earth as someone other that himself.

Well, the man thought about it for awhile and announced to Saint Peter that he wanted to return to earth as a lesbian. Saint Peter asked the man why a macho guy like him would choose to return as a lesbian.
The man answered, "It's simple really, that way I can still make love to a woman, AND I can hit from the front tees"!
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