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Timing Is Everything
Harry, Sam, Will, and Joe approached the sixteenth tee at their favorite golf course. The straight fairway runs along a road and a bike path is fenced off on the left. Will teed off first and he hooked the ball in the direction of the road.

The ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road. On the road it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway.

As they all stood in amazement, Harry asked him, "How on earth did you do that???"

Without hesitation, Will answered, "Easy, all you have to do is know what time the bus goes by!"
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