JokesSportsthreeshortones

Three Short Ones

As they stood at the altar waiting to be married.....the bride-to-be looked down at her soon-to-be-new husband's feet and saw a set of new golf clubs.

"What on earth are you doing with those golf clubs?" she whispered.

"Well," he said, "this won't take all afternoon will it?"

Jim was sitting in the 19th hole one day looking kind of depressed. The bartender walked up to him and said," What is wrong Jim you look kind of down?"

"Well", Jim replied, "My golfing buddy for 40 years, Bob, had a heart attack on the 16th green today." "Oh that must have been real hard on you, Jim", the bartender replied. "Sure was", said Jim,'" It was hit the ball, drag Bob, hit the ball, drag Bob..."

Charlie and Dave were eyeing their second shots to the eighteenth hole when they noticed Charlie's wife on the terrace overlooking the last hole eating a sandwich. Dave asked Charlie what club he would be using and Charlie replied "A two iron!".

Dave gasped and asked Charlie, "Isn't that about three clubs too much?", and Charlie replied, "Yeah, but if I make this shot I'm going to be rich!"

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