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Same Shot

A fellow was playing a round of golf on a quiet day at his local course. Since he was alone, his wife decided to go along to keep him company.

On the Par 4 seventh hole he slices the ball and it comes to rest near an old barn, which stands between his ball and the hole. He takes out his 9 iron to chip back onto the fairway when his wife says, "Don't do that, dear. If you open the barn doors on your side and I open the doors near the fairway, you can see the fairway and play onto the green"

"Great idea!" he says to his wife, and he replaces the 9 iron with a 4 iron and proceeds to play his shot through the barn. He takes a tremendous swing and hits the ball. But just as the ball is about to exit the barn, it hits one of the exposed beams, ricochets and and hits his wife on the side of the head. She is dead before she hits the ground.

Some months pass and he plays no golf, but is eventually convinced by a few friends to come out and make up a foursome at the club. On the seventh hole he slices yet again, and the ball lands near the old barn. He takes out his 9 iron, ready to chip back out onto the fairway when one of his friends says to him,

"Why don't I open the barn doors on my side, you do the same and you'll have a clear shot to the green ?"

The fellow stares at him somberly and says, "I can't do that" "Why not?" asks his friend.

"Well" he says in a low and breaking voice "You know what happened last time I did that, don't you?" "No, what happened?" his friend replies.

"Well, the last time I played this shot.........I got a seven."

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