that lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."
Golfer: "I'd move Heaven and Earth to be able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try Heaven," advised the caddy. "You've already moved most of the Earth."
Golfer: "This is the worst golf course I've ever played on!"
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago."
Golfer: "Well, Caddy - how do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer golf."
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!"
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, Sir."
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes, Sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, Caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, Sir; it's a compass!"
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, Sir, it's a sin any day of the week!"
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, Sir."
Judge in the courtroom: "Do you understand the nature of an oath?"
Boy on the stand: "Do I? I'm your Caddy, remember!"
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!"
Caddy: "I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence.
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