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Mother Nature

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry had sliced his ball into the woods. Fred, his partner had laughed and teased him about it. But then somehow, he managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond.

Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier and angrier!!! Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball. Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch.

All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She was very angry. "I'm Mother Nature!!! She announced. "Do you have any idea how long it took me to create those buttercups??? Just for doing that, you won't be able to have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life.....better still..... you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF!...she was gone.

When Fred finally got himself under control, he hollered for his friend, "Harry! ... Harry!... where are you?" Harry yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussywillows." Fred screams back....."DON'T SWING!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE!! DON'T SWING!!!

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