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Is This Yours?
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows."

"We went to look for them and while I was rooting around I noticed one of  the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on  it......stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my miskake. "what did you do?" adked th doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey.....This looks like yours!"
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