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The Golfer And His Bride
On their honeymoon the new husband told his bride,"I have a confession that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship."
"What is it?" she asked. "I'm a golfer," he said. "What's the big deal about that?" she asked.

He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, I mean that I'll be on the course Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf.....golf wins."

She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. I'm a hooker."

"No problem!" was his response, "Just widen your stance a little and overlap your grip and that should clear right up."
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