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| Ned turns up for golf with his regular foursome, and on the first tee proudly tees up a hot pink golf ball. His friends all make incredulous noises along the lines of no self-respecting man using pink balls etc. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Ned says "Wait, you don't understand; this is no ordinary golf ball. That colour makes it impossible to lose". |
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| "Garbage," says David. "I've been in spots where that ball would never be seen again." "Well, in those situations," says Ned, "this ball has direction finding equipment; it emits a loud beep and you just follow the sound till you find it". | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This shuts the boys up for a minute till Mike says "OK smart alec, what happens when you hit the ball into the water?" "Ahh, says Ned, that's where it really comes into its own. Its flotation device takes it to the surface, where radio waves sense the nearest bank, and solar powered cells propel it there. You just pick it up and keep playing." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There is a long silence. Finally Doug says in awe, "That's amazing Ned. Where did you get it?" "I found it," said Ned........ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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