"Vell.... I'll tell you." Yetta replies. "He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. An like such a mench he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car.....a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all." Yetta stops to take a sip of her coffee.
"Then he takes me out for a dinner.....Marvelous dinner. Lobster even." Yetta continues. "Den ve go see a show....let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much I could just die from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment, and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
"Oy! Vey..." Saddie is horrified. "So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" She asks. "Oh no" replies Yetta. "I'm just saying that if you do go out with Morris, wear an old dress."
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