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| A small Georgia Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very erratic and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem, the gorilla was in heat!! To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time redneck intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animals cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he have sex with the gorilla for $100.00? |
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| Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but with three conditions: "First" he said "I don't want to have to kiss her." "Secondly, you must never tell any one about this." The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked him what was his third condition. "Well," said Ed. "You gotta give me another week or so to come up with the $100.00" |
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