A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. Waking up, the woman wonders if the ribbon might work on him too. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. Being very confused, he walks back into the bedroom, and sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "Boy I don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place."
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