The next day Jason takes her shopping at a big deptment store. They walk around and he has her try on three very expensive outfits. They all look great on Michelle. "We'll take all three of them." Jason tells the saleswoman. Then they go over to the shoe deptment and get three pairs of shoes to match the three outfits at $200 each.
The next stop is the Jewelry Deptment and Jason picks out a set of diamond earrings. Michelle is so excited! "Is there anything else you would like", Jason asks her. She goes for the tennis bracelet. "You don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it."
Michelle is so excited, she can't believe what's going on. "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." she says to Jason " No.....no.....no, honey", Jason quickly replies, "We're not going to buy all this stuff. I just want you to HOLD it for a while."
Her face gets really red and she is about to explode when Jason says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!
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