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Bubba Goes to College
Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere  in life so  they should go to college to get ahead. They hopped in Bubba's truck and drove to the nearest college. While the second one waited outside, Bubba went in to one of the rooms and found a professor who advised him to take Math, History, and Logic. "What's Logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a lawnmower?" "Yes, I sure do," grinned Bubba. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good," Bubba responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, Bubba shouted "AMAZIN!" The professor continued, "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."  "Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (Bubba is catching on.) "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I just cain't wait to take this here logic class." Bubba, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up to him, walked back outside where his new acquaintance was waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" The fellow asked. "Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba. "What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his new friend. "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a lawnmower?" Bubba asked." "No, I don't" his friend replied. "You're queer then, ain't ya?" Bubba responded.
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