 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| The Pregnant Lady | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When the case came up in court, the judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, 'THE DOUBLE MINT TWINS ARE COMING' and I grinned." |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'LOGAN'S LINMENT WILL REDUCE THE SWELLING', and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, 'WILLIAM'S BIG STICK DID THE TRICK', and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'GOODYEAR RUBBER COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT'...I just lost it."
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "CASE DISMISSED!!" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Back | Home | Next | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Did this joke make you smile? To share it with a friend CLICK HERE to generate an email. |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Please Visit [The Fun Pages] [The Cardshoppe] [The Recipes] |
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||