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| Mike is trying to sell a computerized crystal ball he's recently invented to a marketing executive, but the executive is very skeptical. "Go ahead and type a question into the crystal ball," Mike says.
The executive types, "Where is my father?" The crystal ball answers, "Your father is fishing in Michigan.". |
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| The executive says to Rich, "I knew this was a load of bull. My father's been dead for twenty years." The inventor says, "Ask the question in a different way." The executive types in, "Where is my mother's husband?" The computer answers, "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout." |
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