A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking Cock-A-Toos, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your birds over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible."
"My parrots will teach your Cock-A-Toos to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female birds will learn to praise and worship."
The next day the woman brings her female Cock-A-Toos to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her Cock-A-Toos in with the male parrots.
Immediately, the female birds say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
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