JokesNaughtyShouldaBoughtAHat

Shoulda Bought A Hat

Sam, an older Jewish gentleman, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he bought them, wore them home, walking proudly.

Upon arriving home, He walked into the bedroom and said to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?" Bessie looked him over. "Nope." Sam said excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looked again. "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam stormed off into the bathroom, undressed, and walked back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asked, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looked up and said, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Bessie replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat.

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