A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for a refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that she couldn't give her a refund because she had bought the toaster on sale.
All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled,
"Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"
She explained that she wanted to return the nonworking toaster for a refund, and he also told her that he could not give her a refund because she had bought the toaster on sale.
Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"
The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.
She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"
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