<BGSOUND SRC="http://www.nancysuemain.com/myblueheaven.mid" LOOP=INFINITE>
Who Pays?
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and was taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was quickly reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said  while patting his hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" "I'm afraid I can't, Sister." "Do you have any close relatives, then?" "Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's a spinster nun." "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are married to God."

"Okay," the man said with a smile, "then bill my brother-in-law."
Back Home Next

Did this joke make you smile? To share it with a friend CLICK HERE to generate an email.
In case an address doesn't show up in the body of your email just copy and paste this one: http://www.nancysuemain.com/JokesGeneralwhopays.html

Please Visit
[The Fun Pages] [The Cardshoppe] [The Recipes]