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What's For Breakfast?
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called the headwaiter over one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

"Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so cold that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, that is  lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be a little difficult." The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand..... that's what I got yesterday!"
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