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Two Drops
A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and asks the bartender for a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."
The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her left says "I would like to buy you a drink too." The old woman says "Thank you. Bartender, I would like a scotch with two drops of water." "Coming right up," says the bartender.

As she finishes her drink, the man to her right says, "I want to buy this lady one too. The old women says, "Thank you. Bartender, another scotch with two drops of water please." "Comin' up," the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you learn how to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue."
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