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The Prince
Once upon a time there was a Prince who through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the Prince could only say one word each year.

However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then he was allowed to speak two words. One day he met a beautiful princess and fell in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say "my darling".
But at the end of the two years he wanted to tell her he loved her. Because of this he waited three more years without speaking.

But at the end of these five years he realized he wanted her to marry him. So he waited another four years without speaking.

Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and most romantic place in the beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her and said huskily, "My darling will you marry me?"

The princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear, opened her ruby red lips and said," I'm sorry, I missed that.....What did you say?"
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