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Old Love

While getting ready for bed one night, an elderly woman began to feel a bit romantic. She looked at her husband and said " I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had." The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Then she said, " I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity." The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his hand on hers.

The elderly woman than stated, "I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine." This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started to get up off the bed. As he began to walk out of the bedroom, his wife asked, "Was it something I said, where are you going?"

The old man looked at her and replied, "I'm going to the bathroom to get my teeth!"

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