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Letter to God
A Post Office worker, at the main sorting office, finds an unstamped and very poorly handwritten envelope addressed to God.

He opens it and discovers that it was written by an elderly lady who is distressed because a $100 (all of her life savings) had been stolen.

She said that she would be cold and hungry this Christmas without divine intervention.

He shares the letter with his fellow postal workers and they all dig deep in their pockets and come up with $96. They sent it to her by special courier that same morning.

A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same handwriting on another envelope. He opens it and reads.....

"Dear God, Thank you for the $100 for Christmas, which would have been so bleak and cold otherwise.

P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably because of those thieving bums at the Post Office."
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