JokesGeneralidealhusband

The Ideal Husband

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up and the following converation ensues: "Honey, It's me." "Sugar!" "Are you at the club?" "Yes."

Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat.....it is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $15,000.00" "Well, OK, go ahead and get if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price, and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great!, before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account...and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year......it's for sale! Remember it?

"The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property?..." "How much are they asking?" "Only $850,000...a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover it." "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but only offer them $820,000. "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!!!" "Bye...I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present...

"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS THIS PHONE BELONGS TO?"

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