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Doctor Knows Best
William's wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming. Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor.

William was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing his patient's nervousness, the first thing the doctor did was to ask what
was troubling him.

"Well," William answered. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure if I will remember where I parked the car in a parking lot. Sometimes I can't remember if I payed a bill or not.

There are times that I forget where I'm going. Or else.....I can't remember what I was going to do when I got there. IF I GET THERE! So, as you can see, I really need your help. Doctor, what can I do?"

The doctor thought for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Well, the first thing you need to do is pay me in advance!"
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