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The Blonde Kidnapper
Sally is a blonde who was down on her luck. She needed  to raise some money so she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground and
grabbed a kid, she took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan
tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed,a blonde." Sally then pinned the note to the kid's
shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning she checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a
note that said, "How could you do this to
a fellow blonde?"
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