Sam was sitting in a bar just looking at his drink. For over half-an-hour, he just sat there staring at his drink , not talking and barely moving. A big macho guy who was playing pool at the other end of the bar, kept glancing over at Sam and noticed that he just sat there staring and wasn't drinking his drink. This is driving Mr. macho crazy so he walks up to the bar, grabs the drink and chugs it right down. Poor Sam just sat there and burst into tears.
Mr. Macho says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying". Sam looks up at him and with tears running down his cheeks says, "No, it's not that. It's just that this day has been the worst day of my life."
"First, I oversleep this morning and go late to my office. My boss, is outraged and he fires me.Then, when I leave the building and go to my car, I found out it has been stolen, and the police say they can do nothing to find my car.
"Not knowing what else to do, I left home and ended up at this bar. And now just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life......you show up and drink my poison!"
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