JokesGeneralPardonMe

Pardon Me

A flat-chested woman was very unhappy with her small breasts. One day she was visited by her fairy godmother. She was delighted when her fairy godmother told her that she could help her increase her chest size. She cast her spell and told the woman that her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.

As she was walking down the sidewalk, a man accidentally bumped into her. "Pardon me." he mumbled and her breasts instantly grew an inch. She was ecstatic! The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!

About a week later she went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner. As she was being taken to her table she collided with a waiter. The waiter bowed and said, "I am so sorry, a thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."

The next day there was a big headline in the local newspaper. It read, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"

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