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I've Sure Gotten Old

I've sure gotten old. I've had two by-pass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought breast cancer, and diabetes.

I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine. I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

I have bouts with dementia and poor circulation. I can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92 and all of my friends have passed on.

But.....Thank God, I still have my driver's license!

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