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Getting Old
At a Senior's Center in Florida, a group of "Seasoned Citizens" were sitting around talking about their ailments. My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," complained another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another added.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.


There was a short moment of silence and then...

"Well, it's not that bad," said one man cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."

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