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The Perfect Job

My first job was working in a lemon juice factory...
But I got canned...couldn't CONCENTRATE.

After that I got a job working as a tailor...
But I just wasn't SUITED for it.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack...
But just couldn't hack it...so they gave me the AX.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory...
But that was EXHAUSTING.

After that I had a job in a shoe factory...
But I just didn't FIT IN.

I then became a professional fisherman...
But discovered that I couldn't live on my NET income.

Next I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center)...
But they said I wasn't FIT for the job.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool company...
But the work was just to DRAINING.

I finally managed to get a job as a historian...
But I realized there was no FUTURE in it.

SO I RETIRED.....
AND I FOUND THAT THE JOB FITS PERFECTLY!

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