The new Darwin Awards 2001 have finally been released! For those of you not familiar with the Darwin Award, it's an annual honor given to the person who provided the world the biggest service by getting killed in the most extraordinarily stupid way.
As always, the competition this year has been tough. Some candidates appear to have spent their whole life looking for ways to win this competition. With that said, let's take a look at this years contestants.
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In September in Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in 2 feet of water after squeezing head-first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retieve his car keys.
In October, a 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zonked when he ran," according to his wife, accidentally jogged off a 100-foot cliff on his daily run.
In Buxton, NC a man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beachgoers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the Outer Banks used their hands and shovels trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge, VA, but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at the hospital.
In February, Santiago Alvarado, 24 was killed in Lompoc, CA as he fell face-first through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed n his mouth (to keep his hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
According to police in Dahlonega, GA, ROTC cadet Nick Berrena, 20, was stabbed to death in January by fellow cadet Jeffrey Hoffman, 23, who was trying to prove that a knife could not penetrate the flak vest Berrena was wearing.
Sylvester Briddell Jr, 26, was killed in February in Selbyville, Del., as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Also in February, according to police in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolta, 27 and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of chicken they were playing with their cars.
And The Winner
PADERBORN, GERMANY - Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant, Stefan, 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly - and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop.
Investigators say the ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud.
"The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen."
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