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TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH!
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
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2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Only you can do something about it.
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3. Birthdays, Valentines Day, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
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4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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5. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
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6. Sunday is THE day for watching sports on TV. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. And whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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7. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way. So give it up and go by yourself or take a friend.
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8. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. And you definitely have too many pairs of shoes.
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9. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
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10. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one.....Subtle hints don't work....Strong hints don't work....Really obvious hints don't work. Just say whatever the heck it is you want!
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11. We don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries...birthdays...and all other days you think we should remember on the calendar.
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12. Peeing standing up is more difficult than doing it sitting down. We're bound to miss sometimes.
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13. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Why should we say more?
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14. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. It probably won't be the solution you are looking for.
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15. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. Men weren't make to feel the same way a woman would.
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16. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
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17. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
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18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry...we meant the other one.
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19. If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
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20. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a big problem. Either get over it or see a doctor.
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