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The computer swallowed grandma,
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm!

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online'.

I turned off the 'Pop Up' blocker
Thinking a message she would send
She must be lost in 'Cyber Space'
Oh I wish this all would end!

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!

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